Us vs Them

Acumen

  • Hours of time spent together to get into the details, review lab data, deliver a customized plan, and to monitor as the body adapts and adjusts
  • 24-48 hour access outside of scheduled calls for all the questions that may pop up 
  • Advanced bloodwork and functional labs, interpreted with functional ranges (average of a healthy population)
  • Root cause identification
  • Functional health protocols, supplements, nutrition plans, and lifestyle tips
  • Lasting improvements starting in 4-6 weeks from test results

Conventional

  • Short visits, often required to be in-person
  • Slow replies
  • Routine blood work, interpreted with ranges from the average population's health
  • Rarely able to connect gut issues to other health topics you may be experiencing
  • Use catch-all diagnoses (like IBS) or don't diagnose until the body has suffered for longer
  • Sometimes provide unnecessary procedures or surgeries
  • Treatment for symptoms only
  • Little to no nutrition or supplement education provided
  • Temporary relief at best

Ready to start?

Packages that pack Results.

6-Month Results Unlimited

Month One:

  • On boarding call (60-90 minutes)
  • $1,000 Test Kit credit (3-5 tests)
  • Result Interpretation and Customized Recommendation Call (60-90 minutes; includes supplement recommendations)
  • Follow up email with interpretation, recommendations, resources, and links

Months Two to Five:

  • Monthly check in call (15-30 min)

Month Six:

  • Check in call (15-30 min)
  • And a final call that offers additional guidance aimed at helping you to maintain your results (15-30 min)

Chat and Email Access with <24 hour reply time for the duration of your package.

This plan is wonderful for someone who is finally taking their health back into their own hands, done guessing, and tired of hearing "your labs look fine" or "have you considered stress?". We are right by your side the whole way through.

3-Month Jumpstart

Month One:

  • On boarding call (60-90 minutes)
  • $750 Test Kit credit (2-4 tests)
  • Result Interpretation and Customized Recommendation Call (60-90 minutes; includes supplement recommendations)
  • Follow up email with interpretation, recommendations, resources, and links

Month Two:

  • Monthly check in call (15-30 min)

Month Three:

  • Check in call (15-30 min)
  • And a final call offers additional suggestions and guidance (15-30min)

Chat and Email Access with <48 hour reply time for the duration of your package.

This plan is made for someone who is ready for change but is on a budget, hasn't gotten solutions from their doctor, has relapsed after working with another health group, or is a self-starter who needs a little extra help with the order of operations or managing die-off and detox symptoms.

One-time call add-ons are available after your program ends should you need additional support.

6-Month Results Unlimited
*Couples*

Our 6-Month Results Unlimited package listed above x2, for you and your lover, partner, best friend, or family member who also has gut issues.

We find that clients who commit to their health with a friend or partner have a more positive perspective as they heal, which makes the process go faster. Past clients have even called this package fun! It's also just nice to know someone is going through a similar journey.

You can take your calls together (time allotment combines) or separate, and you can choose as you go. Some people like their privacy, others want to learn from each other's consults, and some people just want a second ear present or someone to add details they forget to share — it's your choice.

Apply below separately and indicate you are interested in the couples package and when we reply, we'll share discount information in addition to responding your application.

15-Minute Call

You want to learn more and to understand if our method will really work for you — let's chat and find out!

To make the most of this call, please complete the questionnaire in the sign-up process or your call will be cancelled.

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It's time to get you back to your life.

Acumen is a premier functional health group offering holistic care focused on root cause identification and whole body wellness.

Start feeling better in 4-6 weeks.
Get ready for an improved you!

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